Any more octopuns?

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robly18
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Any more octopuns?

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I thought of a nice octopus pun and didn't know where to put it. So I figured, create a new thread! Post your puns here!

Anyway, is it just me or is the way you can burn them paintings enough to get me kraken?
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... ooh, I'm not sure I got that pun. (Kraken = cracking?) But maybe if you explain it, I'll start kraken up.

And then we can throw a Cephalo-party!
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MagYeti about the Shocktopus: "You mad sucker!"

About the MagYeti in the RoboYeti: "You gotta squid him out!"

"Magic is simple. First, draw a tentacle..."

And now... The semi-sentimental dialogue:
The Magnetic Yeti: Wait, Shocktopus! You need to know... I am your brother!
The Electric Shocktopus: How the shell is that even possible?
TMY: You know, it's all about electromagnetism and...
TES: Whatever! A brother who is forever kraken one's castle is no longer a brother!
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Remember, there's no need to beach easy with your puns. Oh, and doesn't ~TES~ live in quite a sAndy place? Also don't forget that passed one I told about the TESla coil. And, remember, there is a lot of math involved in games like these. You might end up with eight pi's in one equation!
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exfret wrote:You might end up with eight pi's in one equation!
Obligatory xkcd.
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A Random Player wrote:
exfret wrote:You might end up with eight pi's in one equation!
Obligatory xkcd.
What about a more math-y way to put it?:

(The number after 2) = tau/2-(tau/2)%1
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You've learned about stationary currents, but now those are part of the past. Get ready for something more recent: flowing current.
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You see, these currents are floing. That is, they're handing out discounts on your car insurance.
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~TES~ is a republican: he wanted to elect Rick Santorum for president.
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I'm sure ~TES~ will be extremely ecstatic once he defeats Mag. Yeti... Or whenever he stops rubbing his tentacles on Mag. Yeti's rugs, whichever comes first.
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