Student asks why a fret isn't on a guitar. Teacher answers:
Well, that fret used to be a fret, but now it's not. It's an ex-fret. *Student gets confused* Teacher answers:
Don't fret over it.
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, I like yours. I hope I was allowed to build off it. Oh, and this isn't really a joke, but I bet it'll make you laugh. I told my Mom someone on these forums was named ARP and I asked her to guess what ARP meant. Answer: Association of Retired People. What do you think of that (A)ARP? I think Association of Retired Physicists would make more sense.
Nobody ever notices my signature. ):